$BRTI – CME Bitcoin Index (Last:60,202)

Hey, all you twenty-something, failure-adjusted, peach flavored hard seltzer-drinking, avocado toast-munching, downwardly mobile, squishy-gendered, Robin Hoodie, World-of-Warcraft miscreants: Listen up!!  If you’re as desperate as I think you are to fatten your crypto wallets, you’ll need to pay up to find out exactly where bitcoin is headed next.  Hint: The last three digits of my current price target are xx191.  This will be a last-chance, bargain-basement retracement low before bitcoin blasts off for hyperspace.  I’ve published the super-secret correction target in my chat room, and you need only click here for a free, two-week trial subscription that will give you instant access to the chat room and all the other nuggets of tradeable information that lie behind the Rick’s Picks paywall. No credit card is necessary, since that would only add to the unpaid balance, metastasizing at 21.99%, that has been devouring you limb-by-limb like a flesh-eating bacterium. _______ UPDATE (June 29): I’ve lowered my precise correction target (hint: it is below 56,000), a modification that has changed its last three digits to xxx709.

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