For Now, Private-Equity Tycoons Look Like Geniuses

A recent news story confirms that paper-shuffling is still by far the highest-paying job in America. A Jumbo Payday for Deal Titans was last week’s big story from the smoke-and-mirrors aerie of high-finance. Nine men — there were no women in the group — at private equity firms including Apollo Global Management, Blackstone Group, KKR and Carlyle Group will bank more than $1 billion in dividends and compensation for deals they put together in 2012.

This may come as good news to, for one, realtors struggling to unload $20 million mansions in Aspen, Bal Harbour and New York City, but economists will find little reason to celebrate. For in fact, all nine of these billionaires combined did not add even a single widget to the nation’s  economic output.  Their relatively modest contribution was to have realized “value” for their own shareholders, chiefly in the form of rising stock prices.

The Nine are regarded as Wall Street’s very best and brightest, for sure. But it remains to be seen whether their exalted reputations will survive the next bear market.  For in the investment world, as we know, genius is a rising stock market. And this bull has had plenty of help from a desperately reckless Federal Reserve. It would be no exaggeration to say that the Fed’s brand of loosening has made it much easier for the likes of Henry Kravis, Leon Black and Stephen Schwarzman to raise $10 billion for a buyout than for a small-businessman to get a $20,000 loan.

Leaving ‘Sage’ in the Dust

It’s striking that The Nine have racked up such stellar numbers at a time when the Sage of Omaha himself supposedly has been struggling to find companies worth buying.  Counting the 50% stake he is about to take in H.J. Heinz, Buffett has done only one other megadeal since 2010 – the buyout of Burlington Northern Santa Fe for $26 billion in 2010.  So, who’s going to be right — Buffett?  Or private-equity’s super-elite, financed by wealthy clients with a manifestly insatiable appetite for risk?  If you’re betting that the paper shufflers will go down in flames long before Buffett, you’re getting decent odds. That’s because most of The Nine are conspicuously — and ethically — bound to remaining heavily invested in their own companies for at least the next few years.  And while pledging to stick around may have made it even easier for them to raise money, it also left them vulnerable to whatever cataclysmic financial event might be lurking.  Buffett will still be selling ketchup by the box-car load at that point, but we doubt that The Nine, feather merchants all, will turn out to have invested in anything so prosaic.

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  • Chris t. March 6, 2013, 2:05 am

    the only surprise in RWD post to me was the NYSE volume, wow.

    and I hate that BS “we owe it to ourselves” statistics craps that’s used to make debt-to-GDP look like 75%`
    The US gov has official liabilities of 16.4T, and GDP of 15.5T, or >100%,case closed.
    Not red’s no’s, just wanted to mention it.
    does it matter WHO’ll get stiffed in the great default, to that they will be….

  • Oregon March 5, 2013, 7:03 pm

    I think the Fed. Gov’t and the Fed Res. have accomplished a major victory. After ’08 when the financial world started to crumble and Iceland became the poster child for the future of the western world financial implosion there became a strategy in the U.S. analogous to the campers running from the bear; you don’t have to be the fastest, just don’t be the slowest. And as TPTB have used every trick in the book to hobble every camper running in front of us it appears that at this moment in time it has worked. I think Armstrong is dead on; as Southern Europe and Japan fall into the bears grip their capital flees into the outstretched arms of US markets and the dollar for ‘safekeeping’.

    In my mind Red and Gary are both absolutely correct: The most corrupt, manipulated, opaque market/gov’t of all time has managed to produce a palpable recovery in confidence, and by extension, the markets as well.

    Only God knows, along with those doing his work (even my sarcasm has a tough time with that one), how long this can last, but right now there are some expensive corks being popped.

    • Erin March 5, 2013, 9:43 pm

      Oregon,
      Major victory for who? They deserve no credit for anything except destroying people and their lives for the sake of their own friends and their reputations. Vile scumbags is all they are and they will be exposed. Take the printing press out of the equation and what do you have? Enough said…

  • redwilldanaher March 5, 2013, 5:42 pm

    Hey Rick,

    Thought you might like to have this here. From ZH:

    “Mission Accomplished” – With CNBC now lost for countdown-able targets (though 20,000 is so close), we leave it to none other than Jim Cramer, quoting Stanley Druckenmiller, to sum up where we stand (oh and the following list of remarkable then-and-now macro, micro, and market variables), namely that “we all know it’s going to end badly, but in the meantime we can make some money” – ZH translation: “just make sure to sell ahead of everyone else.”

    Dow Jones Industrial Average: Then 14164.5; Now 14164.5
    Regular Gas Price: Then $2.75; Now $3.73
    GDP Growth: Then +2.5%; Now +1.6%
    Americans Unemployed (in Labor Force): Then 6.7 million; Now 13.2 million
    Americans On Food Stamps: Then 26.9 million; Now 47.69 million
    Size of Fed’s Balance Sheet: Then $0.89 trillion; Now $3.01 trillion
    US Debt as a Percentage of GDP: Then ~38%; Now 74.2%
    US Deficit (LTM): Then $97 billion; Now $975.6 billion
    Total US Debt Oustanding: Then $9.008 trillion; Now $16.43 trillion
    US Household Debt: Then $13.5 trillion; Now 12.87 trillion
    Labor Force Particpation Rate: Then 65.8%; Now 63.6%
    Consumer Confidence: Then 99.5; Now 69.6
    S&P Rating of the US: Then AAA; Now AA+
    VIX: Then 17.5%; Now 14%
    10 Year Treasury Yield: Then 4.64%; Now 1.89%
    EURUSD: Then 1.4145; Now 1.3050
    Gold: Then $748; Now $1583
    NYSE Average LTM Volume (per day): Then 1.3 billion shares; Now 545 million shares

    • Oregon March 5, 2013, 6:11 pm

      That’s a nice post Red. Good to see all those numbers in one place; really helps paint the big picture of how little the citizenry is participating in this recovery and how much the gov’t is having to persuade (I’ll avoid manipulate) the markets/economy back to irrational exuberance.

  • redwilldanaher March 5, 2013, 4:30 pm

    That’s the nauseating thing about Gary, he revels in playing the stooge, in playing the collaborator.

    He still seems incapable of understanding that we see through it and lament it yet allow for the fact that the indices can be pushed ever higher until an ultimate tipping point is reached. So, effectively, since we refuse to not be had by “recovery” stories that are entirely artificial as to the way things were “re-animated”, we’re “bears” in Gary’s warped mind.

    I’ve stated the same thing for the last 6 years on Rick’s site: I don’t have a problem if you argue that the markets will move higher, just don’t try to tell me that it is organic and legitimate.

    For God’s sake, MSN Money article commentors see through it all. These are the same people that loved NAZ 5000 and DOW 14,200. Even they have finally gotten it. It doesn’t take a genius.

  • gary leibowitz March 4, 2013, 7:17 pm

    Buffett is a smart investor. He cuts thru the noise and focuses on long term profits. The amazing thing about this economy is how well companies make money on very slow GDP growth. I suspect a GDP of around 2 is ideal for corporations. Keeps wages and costs down with low rates. Once the Fed or global market sees inflation picking up the game might be over.

    Regarding the so called “hidden” economic reality, I would like to know how it was discovered? Is the answers in some secret document that only a few have privy to, or is it data that anyone can freely review? The United States lifetime of habits certainly hasn’t changed on a permanent basis, and after 4 years of austerity they seem to want to get back to the old ways.

    • Oregon March 4, 2013, 9:53 pm

      Hidden or hard to see… either way you just have to pull your head out of your ass, and connect some dots along the way. Enron, Lehman, Wachovia, MF Global… Did you see any of those coming? Do you fully understand what happened, even years after the fact. How many of those responsible are being held accountable? How many of those that lost are made whole?

      Indiscriminate purchasing of toxic mortgages by government entities, resold to the central bank along with three quarters of the sovereign debt. Have you tried looking into that one? Maybe part of Obama’s transparency project?

      How about interest rate swaps, and the derivatives market? Is that hidden, hard to see, or just impossible to understand? I would guess that it really doesn’t matter until they implode.

      Found this on MF Global…
      http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2013/01/29/mf-globals-bankruptcy-closes-in-on-a-happy-conclusion/
      … glad to see Corzine and his buddies are doing so well. Traveling, working on philanthropic projects for children, what a guy.

      “I’m surprised that, magically, the money has shown up…” I love that quote.

    • Rick Ackerman March 4, 2013, 11:23 pm

      Gary, why don’t you ponder Oregon’s trenchant comments (see above) and give it a rest. Please, let’s have no more posts from you, knee-jerk or otherwise, on this topic.

    • DK March 5, 2013, 6:19 am

      Oregon,
      Nicely put, I only wish I could have summed it up as well.
      Unfortunately, I made the mistake of not refreshing my browser to RA’s homepage so I inadvertently saw the response to my previous post. Thankfully, Oregon did a great job of cleaning up the mess.

      As the saying goes ” you can ignore reality all you want, but you cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.”

      I’m not going to bother with the response I’d love to give, it’s just pointless. A brief touch on a couple of things –
      Borrowing and lending are “the best in 5 years” because there are basically no restrictions or limitations, doesn’t that sound familiar? I’m seeing no money down opportunities rising up all over my area. As before, that doesn’t make for healing, the fundamentals still suck. Unlimited amounts of money being thrown at a problem (considering the value of that money is in terminal decline) doesn’t solve the problem. Precisely what Dr. Paul used to hammer home constantly. Bad money chasing good money out.
      If that weren’t the case, how come we are still kicking the entitlement cans down the road after all of these decades?
      Standards of living are in a controlled decline and have been for as long as I can remember, median incomes are in the 4th consecutive year of decline. Adjusted for inflation, they are back to 1995 levels.
      See G. Edward Griffin.

      You should probably ignore this: http://articles.washingtonpost.com/2012-09-12/business/35496368_1_income-inequality-median-household-income-middle-class

      Alleging housing being in the best shape in 5 years isn’t exactly saying much considering all of the fraud perpetrated getting it there. Give me a break.
      From Standard and Poors, “The chart on the previous page shows the index levels for the U.S. National Home Price Index, as well as its annual returns. As of the fourth quarter of 2012, average home prices across the United States are back at their autumn 2003 levels.”

      Perhaps this healing, green shoots, and recovery are the reason the city of Detroit is being assumed under Michigan state control. Perhaps it’s also the reason freight shipment volumes are at their lowest in 2 years.
      Regarding unemployment, see Obamacare, 30 hour work weeks and dropping coverage. A friend of mine is a manager (locally) of a national grocery chain that has begun this process, 80 staff, cutting to 30 or less per person, freeing up 640-800 labor hours a week enabling them to hire another 25 workers. With over 500 locations, that’s an additional 12,500 on the dole, and that’s just one grocer. Taking a few pages out of China’s books?
      That discretionary spending and savings question made me laugh my ass off, you should avoid the following:
      http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-02-27/j-c-penney-posts-wider-fourth-quarter-net-loss.html
      lowest annual retail numbers in 20 years.

      How’s that payroll tax doing? Don’t ask the CEO of Subway.

      DRI blended 3rd quarter sales will be off 4.5%. Their answer? Smaller plates, cheaper items, and lower calorie meals. Yum.

      The CFO of freaking Family Dollar is saying consumer spending is down due to late tax refunds, gas prices, and payroll taxes.

    • DK March 5, 2013, 6:23 am

      On, WMT http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-02-27/wal-mart-s-slowness-stock-shelves-worsens-as-sales-stay-s.html BBY is getting rid of 400 people at its HQ because of rough seas as well. More stores closing for SHLD, ODP, BN, GME, OMX, as well as RSH. But, maybe that’s too much reality for you.

      Should we even discuss the younger generation that has none due to the ballooning student loan debts they face (while delinquencies are at an ALL TIME HIGH). Anyone who has conventional “savings” is actually losing money, we all know that. Nearly a third of workers have less than $1000 in savings and half of Americans have less than $500 in savings. How’s that “improvement” for you? Well, well, would you look at that, 25% of Americans have more credit card debt than they have in savings: http://www.cnbc.com/id/100490282

    • redwilldanaher March 5, 2013, 4:32 pm

      One other thing Gary, Buffet and his partner are lowlife insiders just like the rest of them.

      I tired of the “Uncle Warren” crap in the late 90’s. I have no respect for him or Unger and I don’t care how much they are worth. They’re both slime.

  • Mac March 4, 2013, 11:29 am

    from Jim Sinclair (the wake-up!) :Sinclair:“I’m just going to ask you a question and give you a definitive answer: The question is, do you really believe the people (banks) who manipulated LIBOR are absolutely, totally, and completely honest on the figures that they render to the CFTC on the position of traders (COT)? The answer is, of course not….
    “Everybody in the trading industry, even those who should know otherwise, puts so much faith in looking at what they think is the commercials’ confessional. They believe they can read, through the COT, the commercials’ intentions. That’s just total nonsense. We’re living in a new normal, and one part of the new normal is that fabrication is a virtue.”
    (- this missive from Mr Sinclair is out of context, sorry, but IS very important for all….Mac)

  • Cam Fitzgerald March 4, 2013, 10:36 am

    Just an update to an article published on Ricks site back in April,12 of 2011 titled “Honey Beee Die Off Threatens Global food Chain”.
    http://www.rickackerman.com/2011/04/bee-die-off-threatens-global-food-calamity/

    I just picked up a story on Business Week discussing an upcoming vote by the European Food Commission on a Europe wide ban of Neonicitinoids manufactured by Syngenta (SYT) and Bayer CropScience (BAYN). These agricultural pesticides are widely believed to be behind the Colony Collapse Disorder that has swept Europe and America in recent years. Research is ongoing however the EU body is not waiting for all the results to be in before taking action.

    Italy, France and the Netherlands have already outlawed these chemicals and are expected to support the proposed ban.

    As Europe is the worlds largest food exporter this upcoming vote during March is expected to mark a significant change in how food crops are treated with regards to the health of bees as the main support for the pollination of many essential foods. Here is the article for those interested in this important upcoming vote:

    “Europe’s Bees Could Get a Reprieve From Pesticides”
    http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-02-28/europes-bees-could-get-a-reprieve-from-pesticides